Working on my night cheese.: Archive

I will feel like such a rock star if that Ramen I just ate stays down. Stomach bug, you are the WORST.

Feb 26th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 25th

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gigglemonster: FIVE YEARS TIME [PARKS & REC] and there will be love, love, love wherever you go ensemble | 3:40 | DOWNLOAD | dedicated to the most wonderful fandom in the universe! ♥!

Feb 21st

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